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| Total honour | 6.137.976 |
| Ranking | 534 |
| Members | 4 / 9 Members |
| Level Ø | 54 |
| Fortune | 1.602.636 |
Guild description
I. Todo hombre tiene voto; tiene derecho a provisiones frescas o licores fuertes, y si le corresponden, puede usarlos a voluntad, salvo en periodos de escasez o por el bien de todos.
II. El botín se repartirá uno a uno, por lista; pero si alguien defrauda o engaña, el abandono en una isla desierta será su castigo.
III. No se puede jugar con chanas por dinero.
IV. Mantener el arpon y sable limpios y aptos para el combate.
V. Abandonar el barco o quedarse encerrado durante una batalla se castigará con la muerte o abandono.
VI. No se permiten las peleas a bordo. Se pondrá fin en la costa, a espada y arpon. Si tras disparar, ninguno acierta, se batirán con sus espadas, siendo declarado vencedor el que consiga la primera sangre del rival.
VII. Ningún hombre puede abandonar esta forma de vida.
VIII. El Capitán y el Intendente reciben dos partes de cada botín; el maestre, contramaestre y el cañonero una parte y media; y el resto de oficiales parte y cuarta.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand El Chanero. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of marine combat most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also cosh's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The pirates understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike El chanero truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in cosh's existential catchphrase "si pesa mas que un pollo, me la follo," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Cosh's genius wit unfolds itself on their coasts. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Chanero tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid